Greek salad with hazelnuts and almonds and WTF online dating

I had a weird realization today: In my 25-year-long wake of exes–which has yet to include a celebrity but THERE’S STILL TIME EVERYONE LOVES A 39-YEAR-OLD GROUPIE–the detritus includes two lawyers, two cops, and two people who went to jail for punching people (not me). WHAT DOES IT MEAN. On one hand, I’m a Libra, whose sign is the…