Greek-ish salad and trolling for pain

My free time these days is split between trolling dating sites for people I know (I SEE YOU EX-BOYFRIEND I TOOK THAT PICTURE AND THAT PICTURE AND THAT PICTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH), peeing on a stick to see whether I’m ovulating (NOT YET. UPDATE: FLASHY SMILEY FACE ON THE PEE STICK! SUCCESSFUL SURGE IN LUTEINIZING HORMONE! OK…

Broccoli quinoa salad and WTF fertility

I spotted during my luteal phase. Let me explain. (But first: PLEASE GOD FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER AND THEN SHARE YOUR FAVORITE BLOG POSTS SO I CAN GET A BOOK DEAL PLEASE I NEED IT I NEED IT: @JennyTrueBlog.) I’ve been charting my cycle because somebody gave me a book about fertility and I’m curious…

Plum sauce and prenatal WTF

Today I sat down with a pen (WHAT’S THAT) and a piece of paper (NOW YOU’RE JUST BEING SILLY) and typed into Google: “What to do when you’re trying to get pregnant” I’m not actively trying to get pregnant EXACTLY. But I am currently shtupping someone with a VERY strong jawline, and it’s been a…