Kimchee rice and WTF online dating

Over the weekend I sat next to John Avalos at a café for THREE HOURS and didn’t recognize him until he stood up to leave. I voted for him for MAYOR. He is VERY ATTRACTIVE. And he has the single-most-important quality I’m looking for in a man: He’s 52 but he looks 41. So what…

Rice bowl and dating the FBI

Last night someone from OKCupid who says he’s AN FBI AGENT ARE YOU KIDDING YES I WANT TO TALK TO YOU texted me. But I texted back that I couldn’t talk because I was “in the middle of a writing project.” OH, OK. Jenny: I knew someone who was an FBI agent! The first thing I asked…