Gargantubaby is 2 and a half. He's in the 95th percentile for height and weight. At his well-baby checkup, Kaiser once again told us to stop giving him whole milk, which we will continue to ignore.
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Gargantubaby is 28 months old, but I don't keep track anymore. He's 2 and a half and he will remain 2 and a half until he turns "almost 3." He is a toddler, period.
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These are the last days of my maternity leave. The weather has turned cold, so in the predawn we turn on the heat, which makes a satisfying boom and then slowly seeps up through the floor vents and smells like a different toxin in each room.
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Ever since I set a start date for maternity leave (two more weeks!), I've had a rush of energy.
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So I got fucking snookered into another three months on Match.com because I forgot it automatically resubscribes you and charges your credit card. So I signed in ... with the wrong email address and discovered my OLD MATCH.COM ACCOUNT FROM THREE YEARS AGO WHAT.
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June 16, 2016: Posted on Atlanta Craigslist in Housing > Rooms & Shares*
Read MoreSWM-53 seeks Girlfriend or Wife. Free rent, power, cable, wifi & food[WHAT I WANT]: I'm seeking a non-smoking female that's probably size 14 or smaller.