Over the weekend I sat next to John Avalos at a café for THREE HOURS and didn't recognize him until he stood up to leave. I voted for him for MAYOR. He is VERY ATTRACTIVE.
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Last night someone from OKCupid who says he's AN FBI AGENT ARE YOU KIDDING YES I WANT TO TALK TO YOU texted me. But I texted back that I couldn't talk because I was "in the middle of a writing project."
OH, OK.
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