I've decided to have a baby with a stranger.
In 53 days, I turn 40. Which means I have 53 days until my ovaries turn to each other across the vast pink expanse of my uterus, wink at each other, and commence crushing my remaining eggs Kids in the Hall-style.
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My Mom updated her website. This is the description of one of her artist books:
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Why Me? is about acne from an adolescent girl's perspective. Text by Jenny [last name]. 9" x11" handmade paper with embedded dried beans, inkjet text.
Over the weekend I sat next to John Avalos at a café for THREE HOURS and didn't recognize him until he stood up to leave. I voted for him for MAYOR. He is VERY ATTRACTIVE.
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I've been single for nine days. I opened a bottle of rosé and paid for a three-month subscription to Match.com (I think).
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