Today I sat down with a pen (WHAT'S THAT) and a piece of paper (NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING SILLY) and typed into Google:
"What to do when you're trying to get pregnant"
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Over Memorial Day weekend I drove to a barbecue and on the way listened to Spotify's "Discover" playlist they made for me. Generally this involves me skipping through most of the fucking garbage they try to feed me, but often I save one, sometimes two, songs to my "Brand-New Faves" playlist.
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I've been single for nine days. I opened a bottle of rosé and paid for a three-month subscription to Match.com (I think).
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